Accounting Mugs

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    The perfect mug for anyone hunting for their next tax deduction.  Perhaps they will name a loophole after you!  Available as prints too.
    26 products
    The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.
    Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice Mug
    Oh, what the hell, I'll add another zero. (One accountant at a computer talking to another.)
    Add Another Zero Mug
    "Run it by legal." "Run it by accounting." (A businessman listens to the angel and devil on his shoulders.)
    Run it by Legal/Accounting Mug
    A man with a giant sweepstakes check for a billion dollars is followed by a man with a giant 1040 form.
    Grand Prize Winner Mug
    Title: "Rhinestone Accountant"
    Rhinestone Accountant Mug
    Of course I have my soft side. I carry photos of my loved ones in my wallet. This one is of my accountant.
    Photos of My Loved Ones Mug
    I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'
    Loophole Named After Me Mug
    Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'
    Story in a Song Mug
    Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense
    Witch's Travel Expense Mug
    "Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"
    Tax Code Proposal Mug
    "What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash." (An economic consultant at his desk addresses a couple in his office. )
    Invent a Time Machine Mug
    The Iron Accountant Mug
    "Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers." ("Accounting night at the Improv". Several accountants stand on stage ready to play improvisational number games.)
    Accounting Night at the Improv Mug
    You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor._x000D_(Tax account to Robin Hood.)
    Robin Hood's Accountant Mug
    "Does anyone know C.P.A.?" (One pedestrian to others about man lying on sidewalk covered by pieces of paper.)
    Does anyone know C.P.A.? Mug
    "I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in." (Man to woman in restaurant.)
    Schedule D Kind of Guy Mug
    "Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks." (Father talking to son dressed in a magician's costume.)
    Daddy Knows Accounting Tricks Mug
    "There's no business deductions like show business deductions." (Hollywood business executives plan for filing their taxes.)
    Show Business Deductions Mug
    Taxes' "Miss Billings, would you please take between twenty-five and fifty percent of that money over there and throw it out the window." (Boss to secretary pointing to pile of money in corner.)
    Taxes! Mug
    "You know, the idea of taxation with representation doesn't appeal to me very much, either." (One early American to another. Setting is colonial.)
    Taxation with Representation Mug
    Dave And His Common-Law Accountant, Phil (Man in apartment with accountant.)
    Common-Law Accountant Mug
    (The Grim Reaper and a man from the IRS are poised for a foot race; Uncle Sam holds the starting gun.)
    Death vs Taxes Mug
    "It's the old story. I was in the middle of a successful acting career when I was bitten by the accounting bug." (Accountant sitting at his desk, talking to a woman seated beside him.)
    Bitten by the Accounting Bug Mug
    Alternative Dickens Scrooge Is Audited. Auditor: "As you have no receipt for the turkey allegedly sent to a Mr. Cratchit of Camden Town, I shall disallow it." Scrooge (thinking to himself): "Bah, humbug all over again."
    Scrooge Is Audited Mug
    (A bird, in a suit, notices charts which compare 'hour of rising,' with 'worm acquisition.' Refers to the saying, "The early bird catches the worm.")
    The Early Bird Mug
    We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants. (Caveman, talking to a club-wielding caveman, refers to other cavemen who are counting on their fingers and toes, and making scratch marks on rock behind them.)
    We Are Neither Hunters Nor Gatherers Mug
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