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Learn All the Tricks You Can While You're Young Cartoon Print

"We laugh at the same things." (Dog, with cat cuddled up to him, to another, heartbroken dog.)

We Laugh at the Same Things Cartoon Print

(A dog is looking at a series of greeting cards under the Birthday category and they are all sectioned off in dog years, ie: 7 years, 14 years, 21 years, etc.)

Dog Birthday Cards Cartoon Print

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy." (One dog to another in back yard.)

I Know I Should be Happy Cartoon Print

"If you lie down with pugs, you wake up with pugs." (Married couple in bed with breakfast trays, reading newspapers. Two pugs lie between them.)

Wake up with Pugs Cartoon Print

"O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life." (Dog talking to his owner prepares to throw a stick.)

Get on with My Life Cartoon Print

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken." (One dog to another.)

Tastes Like Chicken Cartoon Print

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Entering New York City...Take Your Medication Now Cartoon Print

"These voices inside your head -- do they ever tell you to pay your bill?"

Voices Inside Your Head Cartoon Print

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

I Wouldn't Call You Crazy Cartoon Print

A La Carte -- Therapy where a placard lists a menu of options, e.g. Sitting and Listening $150 per 45 minutes.

A La Carte Therapy Cartoon Print

At an airport, a driver holds up a Rorshach ink blot, and a bearded therapist responds.

Rorschach Cartoon Print

A couple who have just been married, walk through a door with confetti being thrown at them, into a therapist's office.

Honeymoon Therapy Cartoon Print

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

The Day Seized Me Cartoon Print

(Pumpkin psychiatrist treats a witch who is lying on a couch.)

Pumpkin Psychiatrist Cartoon Print

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson." (Therapist talking to numbered, dotted outline of patient, lying on couch.)

You've Got to Want to Connect the Dots Cartoon Print

"I sense fear." (Dog psychiatrist talking to man on couch.)

I Sense Fear Cartoon Print

"Discouraging data on the antidepressant." (Scientist remarks to his colleague; laboratory rat has hanged itself in its cage.)

Discouraging Data on the Antidepressant Cartoon Print

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man. (Father,sitting in a chair and holding the paper, to his young son who's looking up at him.)

I'm A Social Scientist Cartoon Print

Mob Psychologist: "So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person." (Psychologist to mobster in therapy session.)

Mob Psychologist Cartoon Print

"Then again, we are what we eat." (Psychiatrist says to squirrel lying on couch.)

We Are What We Eat Cartoon Print

"We're fighting like well, we're fighting." (Couple seeing marriage counselor; husband is a dog, wife is a cat.)

Fighting Like Cats & Dogs Cartoon Print

"I wish I'd started therapy at your age." (Psychiatrist to baby lying on his couch.)

I Wish I'd Started Therapy At Your Age Cartoon Print

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Tax Code Proposal Cartoon Print

Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense

Witch's Travel Expense Cartoon Print

Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Story in a Song Cartoon Print

I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'

Loophole Named After Me Cartoon Print

"Of course I have my soft side. I carry photos of my loved ones in my wallet. This one is of my accountant."

Photos of My Loved Ones Cartoon Print

Grand Prize Winner Cartoon Print

"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash." (An economic consultant at his desk addresses a couple in his office. )

Invent a Time Machine Cartoon Print

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers." ("Accounting night at the Improv". Several accountants stand on stage ready to play improvisational number games.)

Accounting Night at the Improv Cartoon Print

"Run it by legal." "Run it by accounting." (A businessman listens to the angel and devil on his shoulders.)

Run it by Legal/Accounting Cartoon Print

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."(Tax account to Robin Hood.)

Robin Hood's Accountant Cartoon Print

"Does anyone know C.P.A.?" (One pedestrian to others about man lying on sidewalk covered by pieces of paper.)

Does anyone know C.P.A.? Cartoon Print

"Oh, what the hell, I'll add another zero." (One accountant at a computer talking to another.)

Add Another Zero Cartoon Print

"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks." (Father talking to son dressed in a magician's costume.)

Daddy Knows Accounting Tricks Cartoon Print

"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in." (Man to woman in restaurant.)

Schedule D Kind of Guy Cartoon Print

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions." (Hollywood business executives plan for filing their taxes.)

Show Business Deductions Cartoon Print

Taxes' "Miss Billings, would you please take between twenty-five and fifty percent of that money over there and throw it out the window." (Boss to secretary pointing to pile of money in corner.)

Taxes! Cartoon Print

"You know, the idea of taxation with representation doesn't appeal to me very much, either." (One early American to another. Setting is colonial.)

Taxation with Representation Cartoon Print

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