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    "Not guilty, because puppies do these things." (Dog judge to puppy in court.) t-shirt
    Not Guilty, Because Puppies do These Things T-Shirt
    "Surprise!" (Dog angel, sitting like St. Peter at the gate of heaven, greets man in suit.) t-shirt
    Heaven's Gate T-Shirt
    We Laugh at the Same Things T-Shirt
    (A dog is looking at a series of greeting cards under the Birthday category and they are all sectioned off in dog years, ie: 7 years, 14 years, 21 years, etc.)
    Dog Birthday Cards Cartoon T-Shirt
    "I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy." (One dog to another in back yard.) t-shirt
    I Know I Should be Happy T-Shirt
    Wake up with Pugs T-Shirt
    "O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life." (Dog talking to his owner prepares to throw a stick.)
    Get on with My Life Cartoon T-Shirt
    They Moved my Bowl T-Shirt
    "I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken." (One dog to another.) t-shirt
    Tastes Like Chicken T-Shirt
    Will Your Client Marry Our Client T-Shirt
    'Better to have litigated and lost, than never to have litigated at all...'
    Better to have Litigated and Lost T-Shirt
    '...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.' t-shirt
    Litigator Man T-Shirt
    Very Best Attorney Picker T-Shirt
    What's that mark on your arm, Mama? It's my smallpox vaccine scar. Why don't I have one? Because it worked.
    Because It Worked T-Shirt
    "Ok, let's wrap up and call it a day. I feel like we're losing our focus." (Woman riding man like a bull in an office while a third man at a desk watches.) t-shirt
    Losing our Focus T-Shirt
    "I thought it was legal—I wrote it on a legal pad." (Businessman to associates.) t-shirt
    I Thought It Was Legal T-Shirt
    "Remember, we can only afford to do all this pro bono because of how much anti bono pays." (Two lawyers walking on the steps of a courthouse.) t-shirt
    Pro Bono & Anti Bono T-Shirt
    "What if my bliss happens to be suing people?" (Man to woman holding hands on a beach.) t-shirt
    My Bliss Happens To Be Suing People T-Shirt
    Tried As An Adult T-Shirt
    "Those are attorney bees. They represent the killer bees." (One beekeeper talking to another about the signs posted outside of a beehive.)
    Attorney Bees T-Shirt
    "Selective breeding has given me an aptitude for the law, but I still love fetching a dead duck out of freezing water." (Business-suited dog talks to a man at a bar.)
    An Apititude for Law T-Shirt
    "I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer." (Anubis, in a business suit, sits at an office desk and shouts into a telephone.) t-shirt
    I'm Also Your Lawyer T-Shirt
    Tongue of Attorney T-Shirt
    "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."(Western saloon scene with a lawyer talking to cowboy at bar.) t-shirt
    Law School Was Pretty Much a Given T-Shirt
    Mistress Dominatra, Esq.(Woman lawyer in lace-up boots asks groveling man, "So, worm, shall I tie you up in litigation?"; he replies, "Yes, please, and make it lengthy and expensive!") t-shirt
    Mistress Dominatra, Esq. T-Shirt
    "I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu." (Man to waiter as the two other men at table read the menus.) t-shirt
    Not Quite Ready to Order T-Shirt
    What Are You? Some Kind of Justice Freak T-Shirt
    They Lived Happily Ever After T-Shirt
    Your Mommy is a Hired Gun T-Shirt
    The Ones Just Out of Law School are Especially Frolicsome T-Shirt
    "Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong." (Attorney speaking to woman in his office.) t-shirt
    Putting a Price on 27 Years of Loyalty T-Shirt
    "And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."(Executive in chef's uniform, cooking on top of desk.) t-shirt
    More Than Just a Law Firm T-Shirt
    "I'd like to tell you what went on at work today, but the legal department doesn't want us to do that anymore."(Husband talking to wife at dinner table.)
    Dinner Conversation Cartoon T-Shirt
    (Judge says to defendant, 'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Defendant replies, 'I didn't know that, either...') t-shirt
    Ignorance of the Law is No Excuse T-Shirt
    Happy That You've Taken Along A _________ Personalized Cartoon
    Give It To Me Straight Doctor Personalized Cartoon
    Yes, I'm Talking To You Personalized Cartoon
    Original New Yorker Cartoon Artwork
    V Day T-Shirt
    "As a joke let's take them to John Doe and tell them that he's our leader." t-shirt
    Tell Them That's Our Leader Personalized T-Shirt
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