Mugs

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    "I thought it was legal—I wrote it on a legal pad." (Businessman to associates.)
    I Thought It Was Legal Mug
    "Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer." (Woman to man on bended knee.)
    Have Your Lawyer Call my Lawyer Mug
    "What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"(Man to woman holding hands on a beach .)
    My Bliss Happens To Be Suing People Mug
    "Your client's refusal to grow up does not preclude him from being tried as an adult."(Judge to lawyer and Peter Pan standing at the bench.)
    Tried As An Adult Mug
    "Those are attorney bees. They represent the killer bees."(One beekeeper talking to another about the signs posted outside of a beehive.)
    Attorney Bees Mug
    "Selective breeding has given me an aptitude for the law, but I still love fetching a dead duck out of freezing water."(Business-suited dog talks to a man at a bar.)
    An Aptitude for Law Mug
    "I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."(Anubis, in a business suit, sits at an office desk and shouts into a telephone.)
    I'm Also Your Lawyer Mug
    "And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."(One witch to another as they stir cauldron.)
    Tongue of Attorney Mug
    "Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."(One man to another standing outside a courtroom entrance.)
    I'm Not Blaming You...I'm Just Suing You Mug
    Mistress Dominatra, Esq.(Woman lawyer in lace-up boots asks groveling man, "So, worm, shall I tie you up in litigation?"; he replies, "Yes, please, and make it lengthy and expensive!")
    Mistress Dominatra, Esq. Mug
    "Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday, someday, you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer." (Lawyer to others as he is sandwiched between four men on a toboggan.)
    Happy You've Taken Along a Lawyer Mug
    "I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu." (Man to waiter as the two other men at table read the menus.)
    Not Quite Ready to Order Mug
    "What are you, some kind of justice freak?" (Angry lawyer to stern female judge in courtroom.)
    What Are You? Some Kind of Justice Freak Mug
    "And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after." (Woman reads a children's book to her daughter, who is in bed.)
    They Lived Happily Ever After Mug
    "Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun." (Woman executive says to child.)
    Your Mommy is a Hired Gun Mug
    "You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."(One woman to another in an art gallery.)
    You Look Great Mug
    "The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome." (Man and woman looking into water from boat as lawyers swim by.)
    The Ones Just Out of Law School are Especially Frolicsome Mug
    “Can we, just for a moment, Your Honor, ignore the facts?” (Lawyer to judge.)
    Can We Ignore the Facts Mug
    "We've agreed, then, to deck the halls, but the resolution to be jolly has been tabled." (Chairman speaking at boardroom.)
    The Resolution to Be Jolly Has Been Tabled Mug
    "And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."(Executive in chef's uniform, cooking on top of desk.)
    More Than Just a Law Firm Mug
    "I'd like to tell you what went on at work today, but the legal department doesn't want us to do that anymore."(Husband talking to wife at dinner table.)
    Dinner Conversation Mug
    V Day Mug
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