Mugs

342 products

    342 products
    "Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets." (Women sitting in living room with cats, a dog, a fishtank, and a bird cage.)
    Childfree Mug
    "Write about dogs!" (Woman to man at typewriter in a dumpy house filled with dogs.)
    Write About Dogs Mug
    "Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend." (Mouse to dog in backyard.)
    The Enemy of your Enemy is Your Friend Mug
    "O.K., IÕm sitting. What is it?" (Dog talking on cell phone.)
    O.K., I'm Sitting Mug
    "Surprise!" (Dog angel, sitting like St. Peter at the gate of heaven, greets man in suit.)
    Heaven's Gate Mug
    "I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy." (One dog to another in back yard.)
    I Know I Should be Happy Mug
    "If you lie down with pugs, you wake up with pugs." (Married couple in bed with breakfast trays, reading newspapers. Two pugs lie between them.)
    Wake up with Pugs Mug
    "O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life." (Dog talking to his owner prepares to throw a stick.)
    Get on with My Life Mug
    "They moved my bowl." (Dog on couch to dog psychiatrist.)
    They Moved my Bowl Mug
    "Howard, I think the dog wants to go out." (Dog dressed formally in top hat and cape.)
    I Think the Dog Wants to Go Out Mug
    "I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
    Treadmill Desk Hype Mug
    "We'll add the everything in afterward."
    Greenscreen Mug
    "There you are. I've been looking all over for you."
    There You Are Mug
    "Escher! Get your ass up here."
    Escher! Get your Ass up Here Mug
    "I'm trapped in an elevator-wait, it gets worse."
    Trapped in an Elevator Mug
    "I'm just here for the dental."
    I'm Just Here for the Dental Mug
    Caribbean Airport Security (Man and woman at airport do the limbo through security metal detectors.)
    Caribbean Airport Security Mug
    "I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
    I Knew There Would Be a Time I Could Wear Them Mug
    "The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm." (One cowboy to another about his gun belt.)
    This One Here's for Lip Balm Mug
    Adam reaches for a large fig leaf to cover himself, but Eve hands him a smaller one.
    Adam and Eve Mug
    "International House of Paperwork" (A man sits at a restaurant table. Plates hold stacks of paper, a telephone substitutes for a tableside jukebox, and a stapler is next to the coffee mug. Mocks the International House of Pancakes (IHoP) restaurant chain.)
    International House of Paperwork Mug
    "Remember that hurricane a thousand miles away? That was me!"
    Remember that Hurricane...That Was Me Mug
    The Neapolitan Museum of Art -- a museum that is brown, white, pink, and melting.
    Neapolitan Museum of Art Mug
    "The Vesparados" (Mexican outlaws riding motor scooters through the desert.)
    The Vesparados Mug
    A young assistant to the King paints bullseyes around the arrows the king has shot haphazardly into the wall.
    On Target Mug
    "Good news, honeyÑseventy is the new fifty." (Middle-age woman to middle-age man in living roomgom.)is that
    Seventy is the New Fifty Mug
    The kid's good.
    The Kid's Good Mug
    "Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
    Worst-Case Scenario Mug
    "I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
    I'll Pause for a Moment Mug
    "Try honking again."
    Try Honking Again Mug
    captionless (An elderly man is seen standing next to two arrow signs pointing in opposite directions.)
    Fountain of Bacon Mug
    "We're playing YouTube."
    We're Playing YouTube Mug
    "I give up. What's black and white and red all over?" (Zebra thinks the lion is telling a joke but he is going to be eaten.)
    Black & White & Red All Over Mug
    "After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves." (Two praying mantises facing each other.)
    After We Have Sex but Before I Kill You... Mug
    "This would be a great place to put a huge city." (A beautiful mountain range.)
    This Would be a Great Place to Put a Huge City Mug
    "If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut." (Dolphins discussing wishes.)
    If I Could Do Only One Thing Before I Died... Mug
    "I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!" (Two young looking women in bikinis frolicking on the beach.)
    I Never Thought Turning Eighty Would be so Much Fun! Mug
    "In Vino Fertilization" (Empty wine bottle and scattered clothing.)
    In Vino Fertilization Mug
    "Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear." (Man walking down street, talking on cell phone.)
    Can you Hang on a Sec? Mug
    "I need someone well versed in the art of tortureÑdo you know PowerPoint?" (Executive devil interviewing another.)
    Well Versed in the Art of Torture Mug
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