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    Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense
    Witch's Travel Expense Mug
    Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'
    Story in a Song Mug
    The Iron Accountant Mug
    "Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers." ("Accounting night at the Improv". Several accountants stand on stage ready to play improvisational number games.)
    Accounting Night at the Improv Mug
    You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor._x000D_(Tax account to Robin Hood.)
    Robin Hood's Accountant Mug
    "There's no business deductions like show business deductions." (Hollywood business executives plan for filing their taxes.)
    Show Business Deductions Mug
    Taxes' "Miss Billings, would you please take between twenty-five and fifty percent of that money over there and throw it out the window." (Boss to secretary pointing to pile of money in corner.)
    Taxes! Mug
    "You know, the idea of taxation with representation doesn't appeal to me very much, either." (One early American to another. Setting is colonial.)
    Taxation with Representation Mug
    (The Grim Reaper and a man from the IRS are poised for a foot race; Uncle Sam holds the starting gun.)
    Death vs Taxes Mug
    "It's the old story. I was in the middle of a successful acting career when I was bitten by the accounting bug." (Accountant sitting at his desk, talking to a woman seated beside him.)
    Bitten by the Accounting Bug Mug
    Alternative Dickens Scrooge Is Audited. Auditor: "As you have no receipt for the turkey allegedly sent to a Mr. Cratchit of Camden Town, I shall disallow it." Scrooge (thinking to himself): "Bah, humbug all over again."
    Scrooge Is Audited Mug
    (A bird, in a suit, notices charts which compare 'hour of rising,' with 'worm acquisition.' Refers to the saying, "The early bird catches the worm.")
    The Early Bird Mug
    We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants. (Caveman, talking to a club-wielding caveman, refers to other cavemen who are counting on their fingers and toes, and making scratch marks on rock behind them.)
    We Are Neither Hunters Nor Gatherers Mug
    Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.
    Master's Voice Mug
    Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania. (Man playing fetch with his panting dog.)
    A Tad Less Mania Mug
    "Yes, yes, yes, I miss you, too, honey. Now put the dog on." (Businessman sitting on a bed in hotel room talking on the phone.)
    I Miss You, too, Honey Mug
    "On the plus side, you've cured my back pain." (Dog with quills stuck in his nose talking to a porcupine.)
    You've Cured my Backpain Mug
    "I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry." (Cat laughs at a dog sitting in a dog house designed by Frank Gehry.)
    Cats Can't Appreciate Frank Gehry Mug
    "My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young." (Older dog gives advice to a younger dog.)
    Learn All the Tricks You Can While You're Young Mug
    (A dog is looking at a series of greeting cards under the Birthday category and they are all sectioned off in dog years, ie: 7 years, 14 years, 21 years, etc.)
    Dog Birthday Cards Mug
    Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach.
    Leash Optional Beach Mug
    Quiz for dogs.
    Quiz for Dogs Mug
    "Sheer will, I tell youÑsheer will." (Dog and cat sitting on a tree limb.)
    Sheer Will, I Tell You Mug
    "Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets." (Women sitting in living room with cats, a dog, a fishtank, and a bird cage.)
    Childfree Mug
    "Write about dogs!" (Woman to man at typewriter in a dumpy house filled with dogs.)
    Write About Dogs Mug
    "Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend." (Mouse to dog in backyard.)
    The Enemy of your Enemy is Your Friend Mug
    "O.K., IÕm sitting. What is it?" (Dog talking on cell phone.)
    O.K., I'm Sitting Mug
    "Surprise!" (Dog angel, sitting like St. Peter at the gate of heaven, greets man in suit.)
    Heaven's Gate Mug
    "I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy." (One dog to another in back yard.)
    I Know I Should be Happy Mug
    "If you lie down with pugs, you wake up with pugs." (Married couple in bed with breakfast trays, reading newspapers. Two pugs lie between them.)
    Wake up with Pugs Mug
    "O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life." (Dog talking to his owner prepares to throw a stick.)
    Get on with My Life Mug
    "They moved my bowl." (Dog on couch to dog psychiatrist.)
    They Moved my Bowl Mug
    "Howard, I think the dog wants to go out." (Dog dressed formally in top hat and cape.)
    I Think the Dog Wants to Go Out Mug
    "I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
    Treadmill Desk Hype Mug
    "We'll add the everything in afterward."
    Greenscreen Mug
    "There you are. I've been looking all over for you."
    There You Are Mug
    "Escher! Get your ass up here."
    Escher! Get your Ass up Here Mug
    "I'm trapped in an elevator-wait, it gets worse."
    Trapped in an Elevator Mug
    "I'm just here for the dental."
    I'm Just Here for the Dental Mug
    Caribbean Airport Security (Man and woman at airport do the limbo through security metal detectors.)
    Caribbean Airport Security Mug
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