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    "I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
    I Knew There Would Be a Time I Could Wear Them Mug
    "The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm." (One cowboy to another about his gun belt.)
    This One Here's for Lip Balm Mug
    Adam reaches for a large fig leaf to cover himself, but Eve hands him a smaller one.
    Adam and Eve Mug
    "International House of Paperwork" (A man sits at a restaurant table. Plates hold stacks of paper, a telephone substitutes for a tableside jukebox, and a stapler is next to the coffee mug. Mocks the International House of Pancakes (IHoP) restaurant chain.)
    International House of Paperwork Mug
    "Remember that hurricane a thousand miles away? That was me!"
    Remember that Hurricane...That Was Me Mug
    The Neapolitan Museum of Art -- a museum that is brown, white, pink, and melting.
    Neapolitan Museum of Art Mug
    "The Vesparados" (Mexican outlaws riding motor scooters through the desert.)
    The Vesparados Mug
    A young assistant to the King paints bullseyes around the arrows the king has shot haphazardly into the wall.
    On Target Mug
    "Good news, honeyÑseventy is the new fifty." (Middle-age woman to middle-age man in living roomgom.)is that
    Seventy is the New Fifty Mug
    The kid's good.
    The Kid's Good Mug
    "Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
    Worst-Case Scenario Mug
    "I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
    I'll Pause for a Moment Mug
    "Try honking again."
    Try Honking Again Mug
    captionless (An elderly man is seen standing next to two arrow signs pointing in opposite directions.)
    Fountain of Bacon Mug
    "We're playing YouTube."
    We're Playing YouTube Mug
    "I give up. What's black and white and red all over?" (Zebra thinks the lion is telling a joke but he is going to be eaten.)
    Black & White & Red All Over Mug
    "After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves." (Two praying mantises facing each other.)
    After We Have Sex but Before I Kill You... Mug
    "This would be a great place to put a huge city." (A beautiful mountain range.)
    This Would be a Great Place to Put a Huge City Mug
    "If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut." (Dolphins discussing wishes.)
    If I Could Do Only One Thing Before I Died... Mug
    "I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!" (Two young looking women in bikinis frolicking on the beach.)
    I Never Thought Turning Eighty Would be so Much Fun! Mug
    "In Vino Fertilization" (Empty wine bottle and scattered clothing.)
    In Vino Fertilization Mug
    "Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear." (Man walking down street, talking on cell phone.)
    Can you Hang on a Sec? Mug
    "I need someone well versed in the art of tortureÑdo you know PowerPoint?" (Executive devil interviewing another.)
    Well Versed in the Art of Torture Mug
    "My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young." (Older dog gives advice to a younger dog.)
    While You're Young Mug
    "It's a shame there isn't a pill to stimulate conversation."
    Fighting for Endowed Rights Mug
    "Women want more these days, BillÑit's not enough just to be a jerk anymore." (Man to friend on street corner.)
    I'm the One Who Goes to Work Mug
    "O.K., nowÑon three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"
    I'm Going to Toss a Second Job in There Mug
    I take it we got the account. (Businesswoman, jubilant, has ripped off shirt, soccer-style. Brandi Chastain was the woman on the US soccer team who recently did this after US defeated China in the womenÕs World Cup.)
    I Take it We Got the Account. Mug
    Women want more these days, BillÑit's not enough just to be a jerk anymore. (Man to friend on street corner.)
    Women Want More These Days Mug
    I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that youÕre a man. (Little girl says to her father.)
    It Just Kills Me You're A Man Mug
    No contract, no work.
    Let Me Be a Blond CEO Mug
    "We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."
    Male Doctors Mug
    Woman walks through vestibule labeled "Rest Area" from one doorway labeled "Home" to another doorway labeled "Work".
    Rest Area Mug
    "No, we're good. This gentleman accidentally touched my breast and I accidentally broke his nose."
    No, We're Good. Mug
    Sorry, Josh, but I need to stay in and work on my Theory of Everything but Josh.
    Theory of Everything Mug
    Three construction workers effectively cat call a passing woman.
    Effective Catcalls Mug
    "How come when men cook outdoors itÕs 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
    BBQ vs Witchcraft Mug
    'The Girl Who Kicked Summer VacationÕs Ass.'
    The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass Mug
    "Sorry, David, but I'm strictly catch-and-release." (Woman is putting on lipstick at a cafŽ table as she talks with man.)
    Strictly Catch and Release Mug
    (Woman in leapord skin dress at desk with name plate "Sheena, Queen Of The Corporate Jungle".)
    Sheena, Queen Of The Corporate Jungle Mug
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